OK why do people even bother

I just don't get it. You are allowed 4 sick days a year paid at my company. We have several people in our office who call out sick almost weekly. WTF!!!!! My boss is finally going to fucking do something about it. These people aren't going to be paid. It is about fucking time. These fuckers just figure that they can do what they want, they are in for a rude fucking awakening. Especially when they don't get holiday this week cause they didn't work the fucking day before or after. I hope all these fuckers burn in hell I really do.

Ok on a second fucking rant, WHO TEH FUCK SAID I WAS TEH GOD DAMN HELP DESK. I am not here to answer your fucking stupid ass computer questions, Do I look like teh FUCKING GEEK SQUAD? If you can't figure out how to fix teh damn thing, you should not fucking use teh damn thing. Teh stupid fucker probably downloaded a fucking virus when he was checking out that new porn site his mother told him about. I could give a fuck! I really could. If you are stupid and download stupid shit on your pc (which stands for Piece of Crappy Shit btw) why teh fuck should I care if it doesn't work. You are supposed to send your work to us from teh fucking office, not from your fucking house. I should call teh main office and let them know that you are breaking company policy you stupid fuck, now leave me alone, I have way to much shit to do, because some other stupid motherfucker can't be bothered to come to fucking work on teh three days they are supposed to!